"Love will never be forever. Feelings are just like the weather. January to December, do you wanna be a member? Lonely Hearts Club.”
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
Ultimate Spiderman S02E16 - Ultimate Deadpool
I laughed way more than I should have
oh my god
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.